A Day In The Life
Colleen. Boston. I'm really awkward. I love to laugh.


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rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”


  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?


swarnpert:

punk: rebelling against authority

pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends


dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage


spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)


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